Jimmy Garoppolo is already receiving perks of being a Raider.
Last week, Jimmy G officially became the starting quarterback of the Las Vegas Raiders.
Welcome to the Silver and Black, @JimmyG_10 ☠️ pic.twitter.com/pbsd6j6dmN
— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) March 17, 2023
Via Raiders
On Tuesday, two Las Vegas brothel workers are making Jimmy G an offer he can’t refuse.
According to TMZ sports, Caitlin Bell and Alice Little of the Chicken Ranch brothel have offered their services to Jimmy for free for life.
Via TMZ Sports
The two lovely ladies are Caitlin Bell and Alice Little of the famous Chicken Ranch brothel … and they tell us they’re really excited the “heartthrob” is moving to their neck of the woods after inking a 3-year deal with the Raiders last week.
The licensed workers wanna show Jimmy G just how grateful they are now that he’s moving from The Bay to Vegas … with a free-for-life s-x package!!!
“I almost fainted when I heard Jimmy signed with the Raiders,” Bell said in a statement.
“He deserves free s_x just for joining our team,” Bell said. “But he gets free s_x for life from us just because he’s such a legit babe!”
Another brothel called Sheri’s Ranch is also offering to host Jimmy G and has teammates for some wild parties.
Dear Mr. Garoppolo:
Congratulations on your new deal with the Raiders, and welcome to Las Vegas!
My name is Aaron Shaw, and I’m the Director of Marketing for Sheri’s Ranch, a premier state-certified Las Vegas-area brothel and the country’s one & only full-service sex resort.
Sheri’s Ranch would like to help you celebrate your good fortune with a special one-of-a-kind offer:
A celebratory weekend blowout with you and a few of your new Raiders teammates to take advantage of the resort’s themed hotel suites, bar and restaurant, swimming pool and Jacuzzi – all expenses paid, of course.
As for the brothel itself, Sheri’s invites you into the VIP bungalows with your choice of on-site courtesans, as well as a special Playland with themed rooms